ANOTHER GREAT TAKEN FROM US

June 28th, 2009

They say the death of the famous comes in threes and THEY are right!  This past week has been rife with big name celebrity deaths…First Don Bogle, lead and bass guitarist for the Ventures, then Sky Saxon of the Seeds and now… Billy Mays! 

 Yes, at only 50, the King of Schlock has passed unexpectantly.  Mister oxy-contin, er, Oxy Clean, the info-mercial master, taken from us at his prime.  And so far no radio or TV tributes, no grieving fans gathering outside of dollar stores where many of his products can be had, no outpouring of grief for this singular talent. 

As I am off this evening, I will break out the Oxy Clean, polish up the place with my Shim Shammy cloth, grab the Fix It to take the dings out of my bike, and ride down to ‘Tricks’ (Brooklyn’s “PREMIER” singles bar) to drink a few screwdrivers in his honor, so I can put on an Orange Glow Sadly it seems his brain went Kaboom and no amount of Mighty Putty was able to repair the damage. 

If there is a hereafter, I can hear him now, as he approaches those pearly gates, ‘Hi, Billy Mays here for Simoniz Instant Shine, it will polish up those gates back to their original bright shine in just seconds!’.  All of us late night TV fans, and parody commercial writers will miss you Billy. Think I’ll break out my Engrave It and get to work on his tombstone.  

And be sure to listen in for Brother Pete Sayke this evening. I’m sure the late Mr. Mays touched his life as he has all of ours. Use the listen link below for fun radio!

http://johnlightning.com/webcast/

RADIO IS FUN AGAIN

June 19th, 2009

And the proof is the All New Hank & Jim Show, once again heard worldwide on WBCQ and on-line.
 

This Sunday at 8PM eastern time, Pirate radio Legends Hank Hayes and Jim Nazium will occupy the air chair to bring you great music, take your phone calls, and generally GO WILD.
 

As I have some moving to do, I could not be happier than to have my mentors making radio fun this weekend. And next week, Pete Sayke will extend the fun quotient. So you know where to be for the silly, the sick, and the strange… RNI pally!
 

                              See you in a few weeks… John L.

Another Power Pop Weekend

June 13th, 2009

The power pop continues as our resident man of Boogie Dave the Boogieman steps in with another evening of mostly pop of the power variety. 

Dig Dave’s decidedly guitar based sounds this Sunday commencing at 8PM Eastern time (with the pre game show beginning on line only at 7:30) here on-line, and as usual with somewhat less fidelity, fading, interference and Radio Un Gatz bleeding thru in the background, on WBCQ’s 5110 Mhz frequency. 

As always the place to be on Sunday evenings (and with classic shows streaming and downloadable all the time) for good music and mostly left leaning politics and some ‘ol fashioned fun (like radio use to be) remains the 11L Network and Radio NewYork International (the ‘other’ RNI!). 

   http://johnlightning.com/webcast/    

 

 

 

June Radio Schedule - So Far

June 6th, 2009

June 14 - Dave The Boogieman

June 21 - Hank & Jim (Live)

June 28 - The Pete Sayke Show

July 5th - G. Washington & Tom Jefferson frame The Constitution.

John P. Lightning: The Final Brooklyn Shows

June 2nd, 2009

Domestic torture at its best returns this weekend with another ALL NEW, ALL LIVE THE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING RADIO EXTRAVAGONZO.

Once more I shall defy sanity and common sense with the better blend of talk, music and sick humor you surrender you soul and three hours for every so often these days on Sunday night.

We shall update you on the alleged impending sale of the 11L facility, so I can get out of Dodge and bid a not at all fond adieu to the Borough of Kings. We will then take an extended break while we reestablish ourselves in new quarters, but we shall return, our commitment to you is that strong (actually I am that stupid, but take advantage of my stupidity and tune in).

See you on the radio this Sunday June 7, at 8 PM eastern Time, streaming here at JohnLightning.Com, and as always at 5110 Mhz International Shortwave on The Planet, WBCQ.

RNI Sunday Schedule for May, 2009

May 1st, 2009

RNI Schedule for May, 2009

May 3:  Big Steve And Company - Live & Memorex
May 10: Dave the Boogie Man - Recorded
May 17: The Pete Sayke Show - Recorded? Live? 
May 24: John Lightning’s A Little Bit Of Everything Radio Extravagonzo - Live
May 31: Dan Lewis - Live
June 7: (Tentative) John Lightning’s A Little Bit Of Everything Radio Extravagonzo

Listen at 8PM EST/0100 UTC (Monday) over WBCQ 5110 kHz shortwave

and on the web at

http://johnlightning.com:8000/listen.pls or http://johnlightning.com:8000/listen.pls for Dial-Up.

 

A Music Success Story

April 19th, 2009

We have commented many times in our years on the radio, about how ‘looks’ oriented our society is, to our great detriment.
 

Now I like cute, hot, sexy, gorgeous ‘eye candy’ as much as the next living breathing horny human. But I’ve never been comfortable with how our culture degrades people based solely on their looks, although I must admit, I have at times, been such a fool, although I’ve excused my transgressions based on their being ‘humorous”.
 

We see the fat lady, the skinny guy, the person with the face that either makes one laugh or recoil in horror, and we expect very little from such people. So shallow a people are we, that we invariably place primary emphasis on looks over substance. More often than not that is the case. And as one who has a face for radio as they say, I understand.
 

And then along comes a Susan Boyle to remind us of our foolishness. And thanks to the power of the World Wide Web and our global media, she is getting the recognition her obvious talent deserves.
 

This frumpy looking woman, hardly attractive by TV star maker standards, yet surely not ugly as some have dubbed her, hit the stage on the British Idol TV series and even got the ignoble sour puss Simon to react with stunned delight because her voice was that good, although she looked anything but.
 

It reminds us once more how we overemphasize looks in our everyone must be pretty culture. She came out looking downright laughable with her stringy unkempt hair, large middle aged body, squished in double chinned face, and a gold dress that did nothing but point out her bodies deficiencies, and within seconds of commencing singing had the crowd standing, recognizing her talent with a standing ovation as she performed. Yes, she blew the crowd away.
 

Before she began singing, the cameras focused in on people in the audience, some of whom had ‘ewww’ looks or ‘you’ve got to be kidding’ looks on their mugs, all, of course, based on the fact that she hardly looked like she would have any talent… hardly LOOKED… like she would have any talent.
 

Looked. She did not possess the golden good looks of what we typically idolize. And now, I hope, because she has such a magnificent voice, she may get her 15 minutes and then some.
 

And the fact that she looks unusual will actually help her succeed. Because someone who looks like her is not suppose to sing like her. She is the ugly duckling striking gold. She has gotten noticed and a ton of publicity not so much for her talent, but because her talent is encased in a body most people would not normally care for. She is getting international notice because of the “Oh my, how can someone so plain and essentially unattractive sing so amazingly well”.
 

An unemployed, unknown nobody showed up, auditioned for the British Idol show, and wowed the staff. The Idol staff had to know immediately that they had gold when she began to sing. They knew she would shock the audience as based on her looks, they would naturally think she is going to be awful. They knew the reaction would be laughter and derisive comments upon seeing her.
 

 Well, the surprise the audience and the judges registered was proof that such singing talent coming from such an ‘Oh the poor dear’ face and body was a surprise. None of the judges would’ve reacted by admitting to such surprise at her talent, if she was young and pretty. Such a beautiful sound emanating from such an ugly body as some describe her was shocking. How could she sing so well and look so mediocre?
 

Singing a song obviously selected for more than its grace and beauty and ability to showcase her pipes, she becomes a star within mere minutes. What a nice change.
 

We idolize and lionize youth and beauty far beyond the dubious merits of such. Woman who are rather average in most other respects, command millions and become internationally acclaimed as ‘Supermodels’, only because in their anorexic splendor, they look good prancing down a runway in a size 0 dress, or can seduce our minds posed sexily on the covers of magazines, while most of us average schlubs, toil in obscurity for small change, denied such ‘fame’ because we lack looks.
 

Our youth and beauty culture says much about us, and little of it is good. Perfect everything is what we crave. Men hotter than lava, women with breasts the size of cannonballs, if you lack those media worthy prerequisites of youth and beauty, you simply don’t exist. How truly refreshing to have a Susan Boyle come along and remind us of our cultures  prejudices against those who surely do not fit societies template for what is acceptable, looks wise.
 

The media that normally sells beauty and only beauty will now sell her, but mainly because she is the antithesis of what they normally market to us. She is a saleable anomaly. But more than that she is a real talent, one unknown most all her life because she devoted it to caring for her sick mother.
 

And with moms passing, she may now get to fulfill her dream of singing professionally. Should her 15 minutes only last that long, I hope she milks them to the extreme. You go girl!
 

Use the YouTube link below to watch and listen to Susan Boyle and find out why the British idol judges were surprised, you will also be pleasantly surprised too.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

THE MUSIC MACHINE ROLLS ON

April 9th, 2009

The Music Machine kicks into high gear again next week here at JohnLightning.Com.The type of mix a Lightning run music radio station will play will be revealed on Sunday, April 19, when the Music Extravagonzo unleashes three hours of fine tunage that you’ll want to download and add to your IPOD or other music device, when it is posted here the day after the program airs live.   

 I hope to turn you onto some artists you’ve never heard of before, and play some hits and almost hits you need to hear again. Do not miss the continuing run of our music machine.E Mail with your comments anytime, and if you wish to join our mailing list to keep in touch, especially after we make the move from our current home contingent upon it’s sale, just send us an E Mail with ‘KEEP ME INFORMED’ in the header or subject box, and I’ll be sure to do just that.

The usual Extravagonzo will return April 26, as we throttle back the tunes and turn up the talk. I expect you to join us the next two weeks, under penality of a loss of quality of life, which will be your fate if you miss a millisceond of 11L/RNI programming.  

                                       John L.

LIVE NON-MUSIC SHOW THIS WEEKEND FROM MISTER L.

April 3rd, 2009

Yes, we will be LIVE AND LOCAL (as the late Paul Sidney would say, and did, thousands of times) with a NON MUSIC show, discussing in part, the planned move of the 11L complex (contingent upon selling the current house I live in and finding another) which is discussed in slightly more detail in the post below.


We shall discuss other topics, play some tunes (Music during a talk show…GASP!) and celebrate the radio great (and he was), WLNG’s Paul Sidney, who passed this week, with an edited reprise of our 2005 WLNG spoof.  And as we will be chatting about our uncertain future, I hope to hear from many of you with your comments and suggestions.

No longer crying wolf, I will be moving on. Your support or lack thereof will help me ascertain whether or not the continuation of 11L/RNI is in my future and yours. Hope to hear from you Sunday at 8 PM Eastern for the Extravagonzo, preceded by another Dave the Boogie Man built pre game music show.

 

LIVE SHOW THIS WEEK ABOUT THE FUTURE OF RNI

April 1st, 2009

Yes, I realize I am posting this on April 1, which is why I must tell you straight up, this is no Aprils fools joke, just my day of decision regarding the long tenuous future of RNI, as events around me spiral out of my control, leaving me no choice but to tell you, it seems the end is indeed relatively near.
 

I have made a decision regarding the future of this radio thing we do, as I have been considering bringing down the asbestos curtain on our run for some time.
 

Due to circumstances truly beyond my control and those of local authorities, I have decided to begin the process of seeking another place to live, and giving up my duties as Mr. Landlord in Brooklyn.
 

A move for me is a major operation, mainly due to the library like collection of music, video and paper materials I have amassed in my lifetime.
 

Sorting it all out and deciding what will move to me to new accommodations will be a daunting task alone, along with selling this anchor around my neck and finding suitable new quarters where I can hopefully recapture some quality of life, something this miserable city makes impossible.
 

Obviously this process may take many, many months and while it plays out I shall continue to do as many shows as I can, but when I pull up stakes it is unlikely I will have the time or funds to continue this venue, indeed I am tired of spending so much of my earnings on this essentially ‘vanity’ project that brings as much misery as pleasure.
 

Yes, I must get out of here, for my health, welfare and safety, and the story of the dissolution of one mans space will be told in full this weekend, as the Music show will be pushed back to tell you why everything I have said about this town in my over 20 years of broadcasting is true.
 

This is a place where the average guy can count on little help from authorities when faced with lawless activities that threaten your property and life. And I am officially too old to fight when I know it is a no win. My only choice is to abandon my long time home to the debris encroaching upon me, and hope to find solace and comfort somewhere else.
 

When we close up shop, our server will go bye, as unless it can be sublet to other paying users, it is one more expense I cannot take along. JohnLightning.Com will remain active, and I hope to blog regularly. That and my e mail account will remain active, so we can stay in touch.
 

Perhaps internet only broadcasting will be possible once I resettle, but the returns on my labors have lead me to think that it just may be time to stop the bleeding so to speak, and try to beat this addiction known as radio.
 

More to come in an all live and all sad show this Sunday. I would most like to hear from you all about what I shall ruminate on and I hope I do. It is no secret that the lack of interaction with the audience is one more factor in my disgust with broadcasting, and it truly leaves me feeling as if this endeavor of mine is a waste of my time.
 

Perhaps it is past time to sit back, live an essence less life, free of political care and a need to entertain and inform. I have become a beaten man, knowing that the evil and degenerates among us invariably win out, while those of us who try to ‘do no harm’ are the ones to who harm comes.
 

The white flag is out and in the not too distant future, so will I be. On many levels, I fell like I am in prison now. The time for me to free myself has arrived.
 

And while I truly know few of you, I know how important this show has been to many of you, my extended family. Know that your support DOES count, and I thank you in advance for your understanding.
 

I’ll speak to you and I hope, with you this Sunday at 8 PM Eastern time about one mans futile fight and how being a realist has forced me to take a loss  if only to survive.